Let's begin the tour below.
But I'm dating myself - literally. Ahem... let's move on...
My uncle had one of these and, baby, could it make a mean expresso! I'm still not sure what the binoculars are for. Bean inspection?
| Hi! I'm afraid the boys aren't in, so I will be guiding you through this tour. Let me introduce myself. I'm, I'm... hmmm, I cannot seem to remember my name and it's probably unpronouncable anyway. At least in polite company. Let's begin the tour below. | |
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| To begin, we're sitting at a microscope with lots of wires coming out of it. It shoots "laser beams". Oh, Yeah! I like anything with lasers. Call me crazy, but I thought these were illegal to own in this solar cluster. But I'm dating myself - literally. Ahem... let's move on... | |
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| Whew! These tours take it outta ya, don't they? Have a seat! Want a cup of this caffeinated beverage I found in the breakroom? Me, I'm drinking something green I found in an incubator from the back lab. So how 'bout them rabid canines? | |
| You'll like this. A tall column and lots of pretty lights. And it shoots electrons! Whoa! My uncle had one of these and, baby, could it make a mean expresso! I'm still not sure what the binoculars are for. Bean inspection? | |