Minutes of the DLS: March 13, 2003

 

Minutes for March 13th, 2003

Well, I’ve been hearing that some of you aren’t happy with the way the minutes were read last week. Listen to me carefully: I DON’T CARE.

Carl Pyrdum did his minutes one just like I did my minutes last week and probably for about the same reason: He was just plain busy.

I’m sorry that I was too busy to write the minutes that you all want me to write, but they were written this way for about the first 150 years or so and it seemed to work out fine.

Anyway, now that that’s over:

We had 1 first time guest and 1 returning guest.

Ms. D’Andrea was appointed critic and it is noted that A) Mr. Peery was wearing a tweed jacket and that B) Ms. Duncan was dressed "appropriately"

In committee reports, Ms. Hines said we’re painting this week.

Mr. Lerner mentioned the viola, but it turns out Mr. Kennedy owned it, therefore it’s probably worthess.

Ms. Ramsay accidently paid for something which she was supposed to pay for, she just forgot to tell us. Eh, if you have to ask the price, you can’t afford it…

So Bobby went on and on about his stupid racquetball playing thing. Yes, I’m sure it’s fun, but why did you all play into Bobby’s plan? He’s only adequate on the court and he had to show that somewhere on this planet, he did something well. Well, Bobs, I hope you’re happy.

In old business, Mr. Lerner’s amendment was untabled and presented again. The resolution calls for the phrase "that by these means we may aquire benefits, and contract friendships which shall not be forgotten when we meet again in the serious business of life," to be added back into the constitution.

Mr. Lewis wondered where we were going to insert it. Todd, I’ll tell you where you can put it!

Mr. Miller told us that the phrase made us a frat.

Ms. Webb said that friendship isn’t the main goal of this society. No problem, Ms. Webb. See how many of us show up to your graduation now!

Then The Resident Frat Boy stood and said that we can be friends, but that the amendment made us into a "good ole boys club".

Mr. Lerner announced that he’d changed his mind and the resolution failed 7-16

In new business, Mr. Lewis presented the resolution that the debate team will be debating in a few short weeks:

BIR: The commonweal is better served by direct democracy than by representative democracy.

Doesn’t anyone know what on Earth the commonweal is? Apparently MS Word does because suggested I change the spelling.

Mr. Bogue said that the people just aren’t well enough informed to vote but that representatives do vote their own interests.

Mr. Gallagher said that a representative democracy is better economically because it sets up a better division of labor.

Mr. Kennedy brought up how the digital divide would keep people from voting.

Mr. Miller said that direct democracy has worked for the Greeks and maybe it can work for us.

Mr. Mathis said that the resolution was poppy cock in the old words of Mr. Lewis. He said there were people who worked full-time in D.C. to vote for us.

Ms. Winchell spoke against the resolution because she said it was too complicated and that people just won’t vote.

I said that people don’t vote because the feel that their votes don’t count, so maybe if they were voting directly, people would be more interested and more educated about voting.

Mr. Wesley said that a direct democracy is no better – we would simply form a coalition government; Right now, at least people can be voted out of office for not voting how their constituents want them to vote.

Mr. Cull said that a direct democracy never really existed because there needs to always been someone in charge

Mr. Levinton said that individual freedom is the goal of democracy

Mr. Sloan (?) said that he supports the resolution for it’s ideals, but said that it wouldn’t work in the United States. Bummer….

Mr. Peery also basically said that direct democracy just isn’t practical.

Mr. Moulds said that we are too large a country to have direct democracy work; also because people don’t know what ‘s going on .

Mr. Grosse said direct democracy couldn’t work because of the rich and politicians who are currently in power and what not

Mr. Theiss said that direct democracy wouldn’t allow organizations like the CIA to function and dir dem is inefficient

Mr. Lewis rose again to say that people would participate when they needed to and thus a direct democracy wouldn’t work. Representative dem has worked fairly well for the country and thus we should keep doing it.

Mr. Peery said something about the debate being grounded in reality and thus representative democracy wins out. If the debate is fake, then direct democracy

The resolution was voted down 3-17

Ms. Duncan presented a resolution on the plight of native Americans, who are suffering and need to federal government to step in and provide better drug and alcohol education for Native Americans as well educate the U.S. population about Native American history and culture.

Mr. Lewis said that money given to the Native Americans would be wasted and said not to vote for the resolution.

Ms. Skrmetti said other groups are treated badly as well

Ms. Parker said we can help all people as we usually do…

Mr. Kennedy suggested upping funds through congress

Mr. Miller said that while all tribes are not the same, many are like third world countries inside of the United States

Mr. Moulds noted something at this point, but I can’t tell. Maybe somebody in 50 years will figure it out.

I said that Native Americans had not asked for money and that they should use the media if they really want some

Ms. Webb said that this is starting a system based on ethnicity and that’s wrong. Sure Mary. Sure. This is what you get for not wanting to be friends anymore

Mr. Theiss says that Mr. Lewis’ statements were stupid and that the Romans (which I don’t remember Todd referring to) weren’t as great as we think they are. I can’t WAIT for you to meet Ann Graham, John!

The resolution failed 6-8, which, again, doesn’t sound like quorum, Bobby. Maybe you should hit balls at people!

Respectfully submitted,

Amish Trivedi