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I made this image while I was drinking a lot. Larry and Millard helped.

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I'm going to suspend all scouting reports on this website, because of the weekly filtered word on our message board. I think they're funnier when EVERYONE contributes to poking fun at the other team.

Well, I'm pretty much too lazy and have had too much to drink tonight to actually write coherent thoughts abou the COCKS tonight.

Here it is...in my malt liquor induced state...I bring to you the University of South Carolina Mighty Sound of the Southeast .

Yay, hooray...hip hip...shiate. You know what...I had several flavors of chicken tonight, and I bet you couldnt cook these cocks into anything worth eating. Geeze...my spelling gets worse as the evening progresses.

Really the only exciting thing we get to see this game is the living dead, Lou Holtz and we get to fix the stadium in Columbia. You know... the one that's made out of duct tape and bubble gum and looks like an upside down cockroach? Yeah...we have to fix that sometime this week.

Someone said that Lou Holtz looked like granny clampett or something.

Good God...

The Georgia Southern University Southern Pride Marching Band

Nope, I didn't forget about Georgia Southern...I just had more important things to worry about. Like sleeping, wondering when I'm going to get my replacement check card, waiting on stuff I ordered off amazon.com to be delivered, looking for my new phone charger to arrive via UPS and finding out that Monday nights are "High Gravity" nights at Copper Creek. Mmmm... high gravity.

Anyway, I've never actually seen the Georgia Southern Marching Band. When I was in the 10th grade my high school played a halftime show for them during one of their first games. They weren't finished with band camp. And the last time they came to Athens it rained so bad neither us nor them were able to march, so we just played in the stands.

That being said, I don't know what we're really looking for. I have a friend who goes to Southern, and he said that muu muus are in fashion in Statesboro. Yes, muu muus. Wanna go native while you're visiting the 'Boro? Buy a muu muu today!

Clemson Tiger Band Report
MTSU Dancing Band of Blue
USC COCK Band
LSU Golden Band from Tigerland Band
Alabama Million Dollar Band & Crimson Tide
UT Voles

Last year's "other" band scouting reports

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