Minutes of the DLS: May 15, 1997

 

A is for Alphabet (hope that this won’t look

straight from Demosthenian Spring Quarter roll book!)

B is for Brignac and dreaming of mistletoe

and V. P. D. Bowman believes in “I told you so”

a “C” for Clarissa, her name explains all

and the evil Pres. Choi knows all tyrants must fall!

DEF is for “def” and G is for Guy

Mr. Gable is sexy, but I can’t see why.

H is for Hodges and Hortman and Hudson

I’m sorry, there’s nothing that quite rhymes with Hudson

IJKL is for “ijkl” or “tjilk”

although Mr. Lowe can make sow’s ears from silk

M is for Mingledorff, Magda, and Moultrie

can’t mess with McKinney, or she might assault me

P is for Pepsi, and P is for Pyrdum

when the two are together, best not to disturb them.

R for Ramirez and R is for Richie

In tennis ability, they’re “aces,” believe me.

S is for Smith and Shillington my brother

much props to that “Damn Yankee Skippy” Shumaker

For Stuart, the truest and bluest of all

and T for the Tomlinson’s of Baldwin Hall

U is for “you”, if I didn’t quite name you

(if you think these words stink, I’m sure no one will blame you!)

 

The meeting was called to order at 7:05.  No first-time guests and one second or third-time guest arose and was recognized.  One distinguished alumnus, Mr. Trammell, was present, but several others, including Mr. Gasaway, would amble in later on.  Three guests, Mr. Smiley, Mr. Bloomfield, and Mr. de Guzman, petitioned the society for membership and were summarily accepted.  Mr. Lowe was appointed critic.

The society recessed to the law school at 7:35 for the intersociety debate, which, for lack of a better word, we WON!  The crown has now been returned to its divine heirs.  All Hail the conquering heroes of Demosthenia!  Mr. Pyrdum, Mr. Van Meter, Ms. Shillington, Mr. Gable, and Mr. Guy... Selah!

The society was reconvened at 10:05.  In Old Business: Ms. Visser updated the society on her quest to catalogue the treasured items of the hall.  Mr. Hortman talked of dues and gave the finance committee report.  Mr. Shamaker reminded all of the Oration/Declamation on the next Thursday; and, all regaled Mr. Gable for making the programs for the debate, and celebrated the Debate team for a job well done.

The society moved to adjourn at 10:30, subject to Mr. Lowe’s critic’s report.

 

V is for ven’rable vixen Ms. Visser

and How! Chief Van Meter, a wonderful kisser (how do I know that?)

W is for Messrs. Weaver and Weir

in hopes that St. Nicholas soon would be there

Y is for Yarber, the young and the restless

the Z is for no one; we can’t let that best us!

There’s all our new members, there’s 7; that's great,

but we still need more members for year ‘98

So all to your horses! Raise banners! Make sound!

For all that are leaving, there’s more to be found.

I sing Demosthenia, future and past!

Whatever befalls her, we know she shall last.

I sing Demosthenia, jewel of our land!

Or white walls or yellow, we know they shall stand!

Respectfully submitted on this Twenty-second day of May, Nineteen Hundred Ninety Seven,

Leonard D. Hudson, Secretary