| The meeting for Thursday, the 22nd of March 2007 was called
to order at 7:05PM. There were three first-time guests, one
returning guest, and one alumnus present. Mr. Hansen was appointed
critic.
In Programs, we had the Intersociety Debate. We lost. Apparently
philosophy faculty can't follow arguments. Also apparent: the
Illiterates take to the Intersociety Agreement like a priest
to an eight-year-old. For those of you who missed it: it was
like the judges were Bill Frist and the Illiterary Society was
Terri Schiavo, reaping the benefits of the living, despite all
visible evidence to the contrary. Judging from the display by
their Chief Justice, I'd call that accurate. You should at least
have some sort of presence if you're going to flout the rules
in such an incompetent manner. The only signs of life on their
part came from a tendency to make up for their dwindling membership
by hooting, great-ape-style, following every speech. Hey, guys:
I think we've found the key to victory: f*ck up in every way
imaginable, and then roll around in the wet spot. Oh, and judging
from three fourths of their team: eat far too much discolored
steak and stale chips from Taco Stand. Yeah, I went there, but
don't let my graphic account ruin the taste of all those sour
grapes.
Anyway, following our ignominious return to the Hall, Mr.
Weeks was thanked for his efforts, despite having to miss the
debate.
In New Business, there was much thanking, apologizing and
smack-talking in response to our defeat, as well as much pondering
and pontificating on our general Atlanta Braves-like subservience
to the Illiterary Society as of late. We'll get 'em next year,
kids. Then you'll see.
The meeting was adjourned at 10:35PM, subject to Mr. Hansen's
critic's report.
Somewhat respectfully submitted,
William D. Richards
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University of Georgia 